Showing posts with label vogon poetry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vogon poetry. Show all posts

Monday, May 22, 2017

Moist


MOIST ( Circa 14/05/2015 )


Oh sweaty purple polyp
It is time to be rejoiced
I have a full hoist
Of oysterly oyster
So moist

Moist, moist, moist
What a foist
This has to be voiced
Not even the salmon fishers moist
With their dribbling boat could hoist
Everybody like to be moist
So again let’s foist

And expectorate a fully voiced
We can grow more moist
Our sluggish eyes can feast
On the mucilaginous beast
Humid, putrid,

Dampish, crunchy and wet
Yes, bring us more sweat
We have our towel
Smear those damp cloth fouled
Let the towel growl


And howl
I hear the screeching owl
Beginning to rejoice
Moist, moist, moist
The towel is to be high hoist
Damp as a wovel
Let it be fuel
To make move our bowel.