Stuff Irish Girls said to me...

Following that hilarious video about Shite Irish Girl Say:



Just a compilation of the one I heard, or they said to me:

The weird questions:

•  "Auvergne, it's near Paris ?"   actually works for any French place, the further form Paris the better.
•  "Are you sure you're single ?"  what i am suppose to answer to that ? .. err actually no ?
•  "Are you married ?"
• "Are you polish ?"
• "I am fierce independent, are you sure you want to ?"

The tentative french talk:

• "Je m'appelle xxxx" with an Irish accent
• "Je veux une baguette !"
• "J'aime le vin !"

 Strange logic:

• "I am not that kind of girl, i don't bring boys - like that - in my bedroom !"
  off course this is said in her bedroom...
• "You're so French, you're using a napkin..." .... well it was in a  abrakebabra

The almost good :

• "You wear me out"
• "You're wearing me out"
• "First time with a french, I highly recommend it"
• "I think there is a connection" ... well never answer that actually you don't agree....

The not so good:

• "There is no sparkle !"
• "Sorry for the mixed signal, i am not ready to date yet !"